X: Miss Crude is an Inked British Queen of Spades (NSFW)
- SmokingBoard
- Jul 13
- 2 min read
Twitter: x.com/Miss__Crude
Miss Crude is an inked "♠️ British QOS Queen 👸 ♠️." The "Naughty Petite 5ft 3/4” Sex Goddess" has "32 E/F titties" and a "[s]eriously high sex drive." The Queen of Spades moniker, of course, means she is a "BBC Lover!" (Big Black Cock). As she says, "[n]othing makes me smile more than getting big cock and lots of it." But she is much more. She describes herself on her OnlyFans page as a "[c]ertified PAWG naughty cum slut and super squirter and I fucking own it!" And she does, all of it, which you will see all over her Twitter page. It is well-stocked. Full of her fully body nudes, bending over pussy views, BBC hardcore sex videos, as well as a few BWC (big white cock) videos. Crude's page is also full of her exercising at the gym, which seems to be a combination of health reasons, shooting sex scenes and working on her ass--of which she is proud, telling her fans, "I think my ass looks fucking awesome in gym leggings." Beyond pride, she also puts her ass to work, as we mentioned, and as Crude says, she frequently promotes her "PAWG Booty talking’ — and it’s saying let me bounce on your big fat cock with it…". Summing up her personality well, is one post, "[b]ikinis tight, morals light…" Cause, according to Crude, "[l]ife is too short to pretend your not into some kinky shit." She she is sex positive about it all, saying, "I don’t have dirty thoughts. I have unapologetically normal thoughts that happen to be intensely erotic." And her Twitter is intensely erotic. Crude's Instagram rather closely tracks the SFW parts of her Twitter, with a few extras. It is private but she quickly accepts requests. Her second Instagram page is also private, but is more personal, and has more content.
Overall, much of Crude's content is hotwife/cuck-themed. And she describes her lifestyle well: "I want to be choked spanked pinned down and my holes abused so I can bring cream pie home for my man like the good girl that I am. Ive brought you dessert home baby like the good girl that I am Then hold hands go get food and have my forehead kissed. The most intense erotic insanely deep kind of love. I want that…" She is equally a bit dom, with posts like, "[m]omma says come eat my pussy!"
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