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TWITTER: Niamph Velvet Naughty in Nottingham (NSFW)

Niamph Velvet (also known as Lanah Niamph) is "[y]our favourite big booty bitch," according to Niamph on Twitter. She describes herself as a 23-year-old "Tattooed XXX content creator, gamer, warhammer nerd and everything you could ever want." And that is probably not far off of balls-on accurate. At least now, after "Two years of sex work, up 20 lbs and thousands of £ in tattoos." She has adopted the title, "Queen of (Cream)Pies," an honorary title, not one bestowed by the monarchy. And, on her Subscription OnlyFans, Niamph describes herself as "The #1 English curvy, tattooed nyphomaniac." To test out all these propositions, you are best served by looking at Niamph's Twitter, at least to get a sense of what she produces from a broad assortment of free video and picture content. The pictures are for the most part censored (except more of her recent ones), but the vides are not censored, and some are pretty explicit--pretty much straight-up, hardcore porn.


Nimph's commentary is actually a standout feature. She shares a lot, about her personal struggles, about her cat (no, not her pussy, her actual pet cat), and of course about her body. She embraces the fact that she is "[t]hiqué," with "[c]lapping cheeks, quite literally." She advertises it in various ways, that she has "[t]highs thicker than a snicker," "[s]mall waist, pretty face with a big bank," and her "my ass:waist ratio is elite," among a few. She often invites her fans to "[w]ear my thighs as ear warmers." If you were wondering what your friends and family might think, Niamph makes clear, "I'll steal your girlfriend and peg your dad," and "[y]our mum would love me." We suspect that is because Niamph "love[s] women," and says she is a "[p]ussy magnet." She has a bit of dominatrix bent, reminder her fans, "[your mouth was made to be used." And on the upside, in addition to to the booty, Niamp says, "My tits won't stop growing," and blames Covid: "I swear the vaccine makes your tits grow because WHERE DID THESE COME FROM???!" You might, after readings, asked yourself whether Niamph has a "[s]uperiority complex, or [is] just superior?"


Niamph has an Instagram, but it is mild compared to her Twitter. (She also has a backup Instagram, but she isn't doing anything there.) You can also find her on TikTok, if you are into TikTok. Niamph's Subscription OnlyFans is completely behind the pay wall. But she catalogues her content, which is exactly what you see previews of on her Twitter page, including, "Full XXX uncensored videos on Wall, Interracial PAWG, Blowbangs, Squirting, Anal, Creampies, Boy/Girl, Girl/Girl, Boy/Boy/Girl, Boy/Girl/Girl, Threesomes, Orgies, POV, Facials, LIVE CUM/SEX SHOWS!, JOI enthusiast, Dick ratings, Custom Videos, Minimum of 3x Uploads a Day, 1-1 Messaging Daily."


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